Old Buzzard

$41 ~~$81.99~~ In stock

Make them laugh with this humorous "Old Buzzard" bouquet. The message cookie is surrounded by buzzards and a gravestone which can be personalized for your friend or loved one's special day!

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Customer Reviews (4.3 / 5 · 3 reviews)

Ryan ★★★★★ Nov 5, 2026

Got this for my dad's 65th and the personalized gravestone with his name on it had him cracking up for a solid minute. The message cookie was a nice touch too, still fresh when it arrived.

Sophia V. ★★★★★ Nov 3, 2026

The personalized gravestone had my buddy's name on it and he laughed so hard he almost cried. The message cookie was stale by day three, but honestly the buzzard decorations are still on his desk.

Lucy K. ★★★☆☆ Nov 4, 2026

The buzzard figures are funnier than I expected, but the message cookie arrived cracked right across the middle. Also, the gravestone personalization is tiny, so the name barely reads unless you're up close.